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IPUCKU practice exam (13 questions) If you can answer correctly 3 of these questions, than you qualify for a diploma in puckology from Ice Puck University(TM). Please circle the best answer for questions 1 through 7.
1. What shape is puck? A. square B. circular C. perfectly round
2. What is a puck made of? A. rubber B. plastic C. worm droppings
3. What does IPUCKU stand for? A. sex B. hospital room C. Ice Puck University(tm)
4. Before a game, a puck is: A. frozen B. heated C. nuked in the microwave
5. How much does a puck weigh? A.1 pound B. 6 ounces C. 10 ounces
6. What sex are you? A. male B. female C. a puck in human form
7. What is your age? A. over 18 B. under 18 C. can't count that high
8. What is your name?
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9. What is your complete mailing address?
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10. What is your phone number including area code? ______________________________
11. What is your Email address? _____________________________________________
Bonus Questions:
12.. How did you find out about IPU?
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13. Comments:
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answers to questions 1 - 5: 1. B, 2. A., 3. C, 4. A, 5.B
answers to questions 6 -13: sorry, your on your own.
PLEASE NOTE: This is the actual IPUCKU final exam required to receive your degree in puckology. You must succesfully get a minimum of 5 answers correctly to pass. Good luck. Sorry, there are no IPU tutors available for you slow learning hockey pucks. There will be no grading using the curve method. No make up tests are available. You must pass this exam on your first try, there will be no second chance. This exam insures that IPUCKU only accept the brightest students to receive diplomas in Puckology.
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