Pucks never say no!

Pucks do not talk back!

Pucks are a real cheap date!

Pucks never do stupid things!

Pucks never say stupid things!

Pucks can go with you anywhere!

Pucks always respect your decisions!

Pucks do not need to use the restroom!

Pucks don't expect you to buy presents for them!

Pucks can be put in your pocket and taken any where!